Bitch, dont you “previously on…” me. I have been watching this show for 5 hours. I know what happened.
I love fucking my relationships up with others
someone’s building an actual Krusty Krab less than 6 miles from where i live
no really, it’s in construction
it’s coming along nicely
they put up the flags
- DAMN INTELLIGENT
- VALUABLE AS HELL AND NOT THE LEAST BIT WORTHLESS
- SUPER FUCKING LOVED
- EXTREMELY GOD DAMN INTERESTING
- NOT TO MENTION A HOT PIECE OF ASS
I’m reblogging this because it’s an awesome message, BUT ALSO BECAUSE I HOVERED OVER IT
gotta love knitting needles. i can make a scarf. i can make a hat. i can stab your eyes out. i can make mittens.
What was that middle part?
i can make a hat
Someone keep me company and kik me(: rylobird2498
— Maya Angelou (via orobroy)
You’re the best(: (: the double best bc mobile
Getting bad again for no reason after you’ve been so happy for a long time is literally one of the worst feelings ever
IF MY BOYFRIEND SMACKS ME IN THE FACE ONE MORE TIME IN HIS SLEEP IM GOING TO SLIT HIS FUCKING THROAT
Boyfriend went to bed and I’m still awake. Plus he keeps smacking me in the face.
I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars.
this should be fun. xD