April 3, 2013 / 4 notes
Me: *watching Ellen* hey mom! Bruno Mars!!!! Your favorite person ever!
Mom: he's such a cutie pie, too bad he's not tall enough to ride this ride
*half an hour later*
Me: Bruno mars isn't that short mom, he's as tall as me..
Mom: Yah well I'm tall...but I'd still let him ride this ride if he wanted to, do you want Bruno as your new step dad?